Things I Love: Part 47

I love bad things. Not things that are dangerous or crazy, but things that are bad. Bad movies, bad music... not bad clothes, but you get the idea. And my father can't comprehend my appreciation for the atrocious, especially when we're in the car and I suddenly decide to listen to the .38 Special.
I used to read a blog called Awesomely Bad Lyrics that no longer updates, and oh my goodness it was the funniest blog I've ever read. The guy that wrote it would post videos for songs like "Jessie's Girl" and "Hot Blooded" and then just tear the lyrics apart. It was nearly always brilliant (except for a few that were a little too crass for my taste, and one about "The Dolphin's Cry") and it got me into bands like Foreigner and Duran Duran. Last season when Glee did an episode about bad songs, it made me happy because they included some of my favorites.
My top five, desert island atrocious songs are:

1. "Cold As Ice," Foreigner
2. "Sister Christian," Night Ranger
3. "Notorious," Duran Duran
4. "Sunglasses At Night," Corey Hart
   
5. "Total Eclipse of the Heart," Bonnie Tyler